Literature
Mary-Sues: A Mockery Fic
Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful girl. Her name was Princess Sarah Sparkles Lightness Beautyful Jonas. She wasnt related to the Jonas Brothers, but she wished she was, because they were smoking hot. Princess Sarah Sparkles Lightness Beautyful Jonas was ½ elf, ½ fairy, ½ human, ½ Princess, ½ vampire, ½ goddess, and ½ werewolf. I know, thats too many halves, but come on, in this story, everythings possible!
Princess Sarah Sparkles Lightness Beautyful Jonas was tall and pale, with golden locks that fell to her waist, beautiful ocean-blue eyes, a perfect nose, perf